Why on Earth would I do something like that?

[Just... genuinely confused. It's like somebody asking him why he hasn't rung up and wished a happy birthday to the man who tortured him to death.]

I mean... no. I know why, but I don't think that's how it works. And even if it was, I don't know if I want to... encourage that sort of thing. [From the captain, or from other passengers trying to start shit??? Yes.]